Lotus Notesisms: 2011

Tuesday, October 4, 2011

Application most used - Lotus Notes. Application most loathed - Lotus Notes.

Lotus Notes does not meet.

Lotus Notes: sending yesterday's e-mail, tomorrow.

Lotus Notes: the official sponsor of ineptitude.

Lotus Notes is the anti-Charlie Sheen. #Losing

Lotus Notes is not on your side.

Brand new upgraded computer. Same old crappy Lotus Notes.

Lotus Notes has more seizures than Jerry Kill.

Lotus Notes. Ruining my life, one day at a time.

Lotus Notes is always looking for new ways to fail.

Lotus Notes throws more incomplete passes than Joe Bauserman.

Lotus Notes only works on the weekends.

Lotus Notes has the same status everyday: broken.

Lotus Notes is drunk 365 days a year.

Lotus Notes always leaves you unsatisfied.